AISubs v3.7
No, I'm serious.
Chat?
It's a bug eye.
It's sudden, but it's a bug eye.
Yes.
Do you know that you're cool?
I don't know that I'm cool, so I have this face.
I see.
When you shave your eyebrows, you become 1.5 times cooler.
It's a pretty serious thing.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Really, eyebrows are very important.
So this time...
Well, shaving eyebrows means that you need eyebrows.
Yeah.
The original amount of eyebrows is important.
This time...
It's...
Eyebrow hair removal competition!
I just announced it. How is it?
Eyebrow hair removal competition.
I can see that you have a lot of eyebrows.
And this tissue.
When you water it, your eyebrows come out one by one.
I'm going to be cool!
I'm going to be cool with this!
Wait.
This is a bad guy.
That's why I said you should go shopping first.
If you don't have eyebrows now, you'll go shopping.
But!
I think it has the property to mess with your eyebrows that much.
So let's do it.
Tweezers.
Hey, wait.
Wait!
Like "tamaire".
Like "tamaire" in the sports world.
One!
Ta-dum!
Two!
Ta-dum!
Like that.
Here we go!
One!
Ta-dum!
Two!
Ta-dum!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Ah!
It's getting red here!
I can tell it's gone now.
There's not much difference in appearance yet.
50!
There's more than I thought.
Maybe like 1,000.
It doesn't go down at all.
Huh? Wait.
Look at me.
It's normal when you do it like this, but it's weird when you do it like that, right?
That's where you're coming from.
I'm coming from around here, so you probably can't tell.
(Laughing)
You know what?
Even if you lose both of your eyebrows,
if you lose one of your eyebrows and multiply it by 2...
Oh, you're right!
There's a formula called "all eyebrows multiplied by 2", you know?
(Laughing)
One of your eyebrows multiplied by 2, right?
I lose all of my eyebrows, you know?
If you can count only one of your eyebrows...
You're right!
I lose both of my eyebrows and my hand gets smaller and smaller...
You're too young!
(Laughing)
100!
(Laughing)
Currently, 200 eyebrows have been removed, and this is the residue of the previous eyebrows.
(Laughing)
There is a beautiful mark of eyebrows left on the dead star.
It's getting red, isn't it?
Somehow, while I'm doing it so that the eyebrows will stand out beautifully, I'm gradually moving around like this.
Normally, cool eyebrows are getting smaller and smaller.
I think I've got about half of them.
Let's go!
Second half, start!
(Laughing)
(Glug glug glug)
300!
300...
1...
200...
Okay, 300 is over.
Here is our eyebrow count!
(Laughing)
You know, I...
I only had my right eyebrow, but...
It won't disappear.
My right eyebrow and Zakao's both eyebrows will be the same number.
Okay, let's move on to the second half of the battle.
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
I don't feel anything when I touch like this.
What do you think?
You're right.
Is it close?
Is it close to this person?
Oh, the distance is gone.
Is it scary?
Aaaaah! Four hundred!
Aaaah, it's like this, right?
Hm!
Hmm? Hmm?!
Huh? This is amazing, right?
This is pretty amazing, right?
This is nothing.
It's nothing. It's nothing!
Alright!
It's finished!
I, surprisingly...
My right eyebrow...
...is gone!
How many eyebrows did you have?
My right eyebrow...
Well, I think it's a little off, but...
...I had four hundred and seven!
Yeah. Eight hundred and fourteen.
Eight hundred and fourteen. Using eyebrow formula...
If you use four hundred and seven of the same thing...
...and split it up...
...this is what happens, right?
Hmm...
What are you looking at?
You look like an idiot.
[Tetsu-chan, look at yourself in the mirror. You look ugly in the mirror.]
What?
Tetsu-chan?
Tetsu-chan, look at yourself in the mirror.
What?
You look ugly in the mirror.
What?
I look ugly in the mirror?
Don't you think it's a bad thing?
I think it's a bad thing.
As a result, there are about as many eyebrows as you can trim.
That means we have a 1.5% chance of becoming cooler.
If you think you have a lot of eyebrows, why don't you trim them and become cooler?
Here is the last one.
Only eyebrows are very realistic.